PENISES (SO VERY NSFW)

Ok you guys. This is NOT safe for work, you’ve been absolutely warned.

So lets talk about penises, cocks, dicks, wangs, and with that I’m already giggling so lets leave the funny words aside. I’m a firm believer that all penii are wonderful things, they also all look pretty funny and I have a strong urge to bat at them like a cat, I swear. And this doesn’t even get into cut vs. uncut. I like both. Shocking I know, right?

I’m fairly certain every guy I’ve been with has thought about the size of his dick at some point. Some don’t want to know, some do, some want comparisons, but only if they’re favorable so the smallest hesitation reveals that they’re not. Some have gotten enough positive feedback they don’t worry anymore, but they still think about it. I can tell *stares*

But guys, I love your penises, I’m not going to compare and contrast, and I don’t have enough experience to give you a statistically valid sample of how big/small/fat/skinny you are.

And then I found this site: Erection Photos.  Not porn, well not really, I guess it could be, it’s all pictures of dicks. Big ones and little ones, flaccid and erect and soft-serve (yes, yes I just called them that.) Page after page of cock, all complimented, observed, wondered over… I mean look how that one curves and the other one doesn’t at all, and you could hang a coat on that one, right?

Anyway, tonight is about the penis.  Post about the penis and any amusing stories you have, how much you love it, or how silly it is to put have one’s gonads on the outside of one’s torso.  And go look at the penises, you know you’re curious, especially those of you who own one… I saw you click!

http://www.erectionphotos.com/frames_index.htm

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3 responses to “PENISES (SO VERY NSFW)

  1. donovanthealias

    External gonads were the worst design decision ever!
    Other than that, this: http://youtu.be/nGRPFUYUUdQ

  2. Will

    I found a similar page for vulvas before.
    Wow. My autocorrect knows Vulcan but not vulva. Wow. Just wow. And fixed.

  3. donovanthealias

    OK, jocularity aside, this is a very cool site that deals with what may be the most common cause of sexual insecurity in men in a very respectful, positive, and gently humorous manner. I wish I’d seen this site when I was 20. Oh, they didn’t have websites when I was 20.

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